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Bernie Sanders made honorary Kentucky Colonel!

Bernie Sanders received the honorary title of Kentucky Colonel from  Governor Bevin, and wasted no time in promoting his secret recipe for legislative success.

Bernie Sanders received the honorary title of Kentucky Colonel from Governor Bevin, and wasted no time in promoting his secret recipe for legislative success.

Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin announced today that he has made Presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders an honorary Kentucky Colonel. “During this Presidential campaign, Bernie Sanders has made many noteworthy accomplishments,” said Governor Bevin. “Not least is the fact that he has been able to finance his campaign with small donations from hundreds of thousands of people, and has attracted support from across the political spectrum.” The newly-minted “Colonel” Sanders then addressed a gathering of students at the University of Kentucky, where he served up nuggets of wisdom, and followed his original mix of ideas with an extra crispy legislative program that would satisfy anyone. According to all reports, the students ate it up.

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