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Mike Pence named new head of Trump University!

At long last, and after much pleading, Vice President Mike Pence has finally been given something to do by President Trump.

Vice President Mike Pence, who has never actually been in the loop on anything going on in the White House, much less had anything to do, was named by President Trump to head his revamped Trump University. “I am honored to finally be placed in a position of trust,” said Pence. “Trump University has apparently had a long tradition of academic excellence and value. The President tells me thousands of graduates of TU have gone on to make billions and billions of dollars in real estate in this country, and more importantly, in overseas countries like Russia, China and Turkey. As head of Trump University, I pledge to expand its offerings and enlarge its student body to include a diverse selection of people who have the means to afford such a prestigious institution. Under my leadership, those who earn a certificate from Trump University will have an unlimited horizon of opportunity – even leading perhaps to the United States Supreme Court.”

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