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Kim Jong-Un Fires Uncle from Submarine!

North Korean Leader Kim Jung Un launches his uncle into the sky above the Pacific Ocean.

North Korean Leader Kim Jong-Un launches his uncle into the sky above the Pacific Ocean.

Keeping with his tradition of killing people in unusual ways, North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un launched his uncle – North Korea’s Minister of Agriculture – from a missile silo aboard the country’s newest submarine. South Korea, Japan and other countries in the area were relieved that no actual missile had been launched, as had been originally feared. “Apparently the North Koreans have a shortage of missiles, or an abundance of poorly-performing Ministers,” joked a member of the Japanese government. “We are not afraid of falling uncles,” he continued. There was no indication of where Kim’s uncle came down.

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