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Man wins Nobel Prize for “Other”!

The prize for the least-known Nobel category, "Other," was awarded yesterday.

The prize for the least-known Nobel category, “Other,” was awarded yesterday.

The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences has awarded its least-known Nobel Prize to a man from Albuquerque, New Mexico, who doesn’t know what it’s for. Kenneth Alvarez, a retired high school teacher, received the phone call yesterday. “Apparently, besides Chemistry, Physics, Medicine, Literature, Peace, and Economics, there’s a Nobel Prize for ‘Other,’ which I received,” Alvarez said in a statement. “But I didn’t know what I’ve done to deserve it. Their accents were very hard to understand.” Alvarez says he hasn’t done anything special that he knows of. “I fixed up an old car last year, but that can’t be it,” he said. “I guess I’ll have to read the medal when I get it. Maybe that will give me a clue.”

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Wednesday, October 9th, 2013 Uncategorized No Comments

Nobel committee announces new, easier-to-win prizes!

With the newly-expanded list of Nobel categories, you could win one of these prestigious prizes!

With the newly-expanded list of Nobel categories, you could win one of these prestigious prizes!

Stating that it has been unfairly difficult for the average person to win a Nobel Prize, the Nobel committee announced today that the categories of prizes will be greatly expanded and updated. Up to now, you could win a Nobel Prize only in physics, chemistry, physiology, medicine, literature, or peace – but chances are, you don’t know anyone who could had a remote chance of winning any of them. They’re just too hard, and all require lots of thinking. With the new categories, anyone has a good chance of winning. Starting with the awards next year, the new categories will be:

• Interior Design

• Photography

• Cooking

• Housecleaning

• Hiking

• Video game playing

• Texting

• Movie Trivia

• Congeniality

• Swimsuit

• General Knowledge

• Good Behavior

Nominations for the Nobel Prizes in any category will be accepted by the Nobel committee in Stockholm starting in September.

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Sunday, March 24th, 2013 Uncategorized No Comments

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