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U.S. Olympic teams issued new uniforms at last minute!

Members of the U.S. Olympic Rowing Team try on their new protective uniforms.

Members of the U.S. Olympic Rowing Team try on their new protective uniforms.

Reacting to ongoing developments at the 2016 Olympic venues in Rio De Janeiro, the U.S. Olympic Committee has issued new uniforms to all American athletes competing in the Games. “We were already worried about the Zika virus,” said an Olympic Committee spokesman. “But with the news that the city of Rio – especially its waterways, beaches and bays – is contaminated with antibiotic-resistant superbugs leads us to provide advanced levels of protection for our athletes. Therefore we are issuing new uniforms to all our participants, whether they compete in water sports or not. These new uniforms are designed to protect athletes from any pathogen they may encounter.”

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Sunday, June 19th, 2016 Uncategorized No Comments

Tour Africa in complete safety!

With SafeTours, you can still go on that once-in-a-llfetime tour of Africa – and save big money!

With SafeTours, you can still go on that once-in-a-llfetime tour of Africa – and save big money!

If you’ve always been meaning to visit the mysterious continent of Africa, now’s the perfect time! Thanks to the worldwide panic over ebola, hotels, restaurants and tours all over Africa are begging for customers – and they’re offering deals like you’ve never seen. Don’t let a highly contagious hemorrhagic fever scare you away – with SafeTours, you’ll be encased in a high-tech hazmat suit that lets you see and hear everything around you, while being protected from any virus or germ. Imagine the surprise of your friends, neighbors and coworkers when you announce you’re just back from Liberia, and have the pictures to prove it! Don’t be scared off from a once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Sign up for an African SafeTour today!

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Thursday, October 16th, 2014 Uncategorized No Comments

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