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Apple buys FBI!

Apple's Tim Cook announces Apple's latest purchase – the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Apple’s Tim Cook announces Apple’s latest purchase – the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

Fed up with the hassle of being asked by the FBI to create a “backdoor” in iPhone software that would let them snoop on people’s private information, Apple took the unprecedented step of buying the law enforcement agency. “Normally, Federal agencies aren’t for sale,” said Tim Cook, Apple’s CEO. “But we’ve got so much money, we can do what we want. Now at last we can find out how the FBI cracked that one guy’s iPhone in San Bernardino, and Apple customers will rest assured that never again will the FBI or any other law enforcement agency be able to repeat it.” Cook wouldn’t say how much Apple paid for the FBI, but it’s rumored to be around $5 billion. All Cook would say about the price was, “It’s worth it.”

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Sunday, April 10th, 2016 Uncategorized No Comments

Hollywood studios hire North Korean hackers – to bring down their competition!

These North Korean hackers are now employed by U.S. movie studios to disrupt their competition.

These North Korean hackers are now employed by U.S. movie studios to disrupt their competition.

Hollywood is nothing if not a competitive town. Seeing how effective North Korea’s hacking attack was in embarrassing Sony Pictures and stopping the release of their film The Interview, other Hollywood studios are aiming to use hacking as a business weapon. Several studios have already contacted the North Korean hackers who attacked Sony and have arranged to have competitive companies given the same treatment. “This is a tough town,” said a representative of one studio. “If a movie is opening on the same weekend as ours, we want to do all we can to disrupt it. Hacking is now another tool in our toolbox. And the North Koreans are the best in the business.”

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Saturday, December 20th, 2014 Uncategorized No Comments

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