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Britain votes to exit Earth!

 

The countries comprising Great Britain will begin lifting off from Earth later this year, if all goes according to plan.

The countries comprising Great Britain will begin lifting off from Earth later this year, if all goes according to plan.

Not content just to leave the European Union, Britain today voted to leave the Earth. “We not only don’t need Europe,” said former London mayor Boris Johnson, “we don’t need the rest of the world. We can get along just fine by ourselves. We’ve got everything we need, really.” Britain plans to take itself off the planet and into orbit around the sun later this year. “Once we eject some undesirable immigrants and European commuters, we’ll be off and away,” said Johnson. Just how that is going to be done is not clear, although Johnson said they are working on “some sort of hyper loop technology, or something. We’ll figure it out.”

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