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Britain votes to exit Earth!

 

The countries comprising Great Britain will begin lifting off from Earth later this year, if all goes according to plan.

The countries comprising Great Britain will begin lifting off from Earth later this year, if all goes according to plan.

Not content just to leave the European Union, Britain today voted to leave the Earth. “We not only don’t need Europe,” said former London mayor Boris Johnson, “we don’t need the rest of the world. We can get along just fine by ourselves. We’ve got everything we need, really.” Britain plans to take itself off the planet and into orbit around the sun later this year. “Once we eject some undesirable immigrants and European commuters, we’ll be off and away,” said Johnson. Just how that is going to be done is not clear, although Johnson said they are working on “some sort of hyper loop technology, or something. We’ll figure it out.”

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Sunday, June 26th, 2016 Uncategorized No Comments

Don’t just visit Greece – buy it!

Now you can own the Acropolis and use it for patio parties!

Here’s good news for people who want to experience Greece… now it’s for sale! The Greek government is in deep financial trouble, and needs to raise 50 billion euros in four years. To do that, they’re putting the nation’s assets up for sale, at fire sale prices. So now, instead of booking a flight to Athens on Olympic Air – you can buy the airline – and the airport – for $1,500! Instead of merely booking a room at the Crowne Plaza Athens hotel – you can buy the entire hotel for $495! Don’t just visit the Acropolis when you can own it for $245! Plus if you act today, you can own all four properties – airline, airport, hotel and Acropolis – for just $1,995! This is a deal that comes along only once in 3,000 years! And that’s not all! You can also buy highways, bridges, boats, office buildings – the entire country of Greece – at rock bottom prices. But hurry. Greece has only a limited amount of assets, and with its great cultural history, they’re bound to go fast! Read our book Greece 4 Sale – Cheap! to find out how to get in on this tremendous opportunity!

Greece 4 Sale – Cheap!, 221 pp., $12.95

 

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Monday, June 20th, 2011 Uncategorized No Comments

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