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Da Vinci portrait of Bigfoot discovered in bank vault!

Leonardo Da Vinci painted this portrait of Bigfoot, proving the legendary creature did exist at one time.

Leonardo Da Vinci painted this portrait of Bigfoot, proving the legendary creature did exist at one time.

Leonardo Da Vinci, the Italian Renaissance artist, sculptor, musician, and inventor, can add one more accomplishment to his resume – the discoverer of Bigfoot. According to art historians, not only did Da Vinci find the elusive creature in 1489, but painted his portrait. The long-rumored portrait of the long-rumored beast was discovered in a bank vault in Switzerland over the weekend. Authorities checking out the art collection of a recently-deceased millionaire found the painting among hundreds of others, and quickly identified it as the work of Da Vinci. “We’re extremely pleased to find a new Da Vinci – especially one with scientific as well as artistic value,” said a historian. “Now we know both the painting and the creature are real.”

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Sunday, October 6th, 2013 Uncategorized No Comments

Be the first to visit Bigfoot City!

A typical house in Bigfoot City – complete with 10-foot-tall door scrounged from a human dump.

Here’s startling news! Not only do the creatures called Bigfoot exist – but they’re tired of hiding out and want to enter civilization – and you can visit them! Unbelievably, not only have they evaded detection in the wilds of British Columbia for hundreds of years, these 10-foot tall, 500-pound creatures are far more advanced than anyone believed. In fact, they have actually built a primitive town completely hidden in the forest – a town with buildings made of clay and sticks, plus various things scavenged from human dumps. Anthropologists are calling it Bigfoot City, and are busy examining the several dozen creatures who are willingly coming out in the open. If you’ve been intrigued by the legends and stories that have been built up around Bigfoot, now’s your chance to satisfy your curiosity and visit Bigfoot City.

What To See And Do in Bigfoot City, 23 pp., $4.95

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Friday, May 25th, 2012 Uncategorized No Comments

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