Melania Trump is a secret math genius!

Who would have guessed that this beautiful head is filled with complex mathematical algorithms?

Who would have guessed that this beautiful head is filled with complex mathematical algorithms?

Far from being the airhead clotheshorse that she appears to be, Melania Trump is actually a highly-skilled mathematician. While the public thinks she is residing in New York’s Trump Tower, doing nothing but shopping and taking care of her son Barron, Melania is actually working for the Central Intelligence Agency doing sophisticated analysis of computer codes using complex algorithms she herself pioneered. “She is an excellent analyst,” said a spokesman for the CIA. “She had been highly trained by experts after her mathematics ability was spotted in school in Slovenia. Now she’s doing valuable work for the United States – work that few people possess the ability to do. We cannot speak highly enough of Melania.”

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