Civilians end government shutdown!

Thanks to passersby who seized control, the government is operating again.

Thanks to passersby who seized control, the government is operating again.

The crippling government shutdown is over safely, thanks to passersby who seized the controls. On Saturday, pedestrians outside the Capitol building – including tourists, nearby office workers and one first responder – became alarmed that not only was government in freefall, but Congress was permanently paralyzed and unable to bring the powerless nation safely down from the heights of stupidity. Fifteen of the passersby rushed into the Capitol and grabbed the controls of government, even though none of them had any experience in operating a nation before. It took forty-five tense, nail-biting minutes, but the huge government was restarted, power was restored just in time to avoid a major catastrophe. “We saw what we had to do and we just did it,” one of the civilians said later.

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