Scientists turn flesh-eating bacteria into vegetarians!

Scientists have converted flesh-eating bacteria into vegetable-eating bacteria.

Scientists have converted flesh-eating bacteria into vegetable-eating bacteria.

In an amazing accomplishment, scientists at the Centers for Disease Control have actually controlled a disease. In a series of experiments, they’ve managed to convert the dreaded flesh-eating bacteria – an organism called necrotizing fasciitis that eats away at a wound – into benign vegetarians. “These bacteria no longer crave human flesh,” said a spokesman. “They’re perfectly comfortable with some asparagus, corn, peas and maybe a little tossed salad.” One downside of the new development is that the bacteria are now healthier and fitter than ever, and no longer have heart disease and high cholesterol – which means they live longer. But now if you encounter the newly-converted bacteria in a swimming pool or at the gym, at least you can throw them some broccoli and they won’t bother you.

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