Humans causing global warming – and must be eliminated!

If humans aren't eliminated from the planet, it could soon look like this, says a United Nations report on climate change.

If humans aren’t eliminated from the planet, it could soon look like this, says a United Nations report on climate change.

A report from the U.N. International Panel on Climate Change claims that scientists are 95% certain that recent damaging changes in Earth’s weather patterns have been caused by humans. They point out that carbon dioxide levels resulting from human activity are the highest they’ve been in 20,000 years, and if not reduced, will result in a dramatic increase in extreme weather, causing hardship for all living things. The solution, says the report, is the elimination of humans from the planet. “Humans are the problem,” said a spokesman for the panel. “It’s clear that they must be removed in order for the planet to heal itself. More and more humans are born each day, and every one of them contributes to the exacerbation of the problem.” The panel does not specify the best way to eliminate humans, leaving that up to the scientists. “Science has plenty of good ways to get rid of humans already – they just haven’t implemented them,” said the spokesman.

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Sunday, September 29th, 2013 Uncategorized

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