Bill O’Reilly has acupuncture – and deflates!

Commentator Bill O'Reilly before his acupuncture.

Commentator Bill O’Reilly before his acupuncture.

Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly is today only a shell of his former self, thanks to his decision to undergo acupuncture. The pompous and overbearing O’Reilly apparently forgot that he is a human gasbag, and when the acupuncturist inserted the first needle in his knee, the commentator completely deflated in a matter of seconds. O’Reilly, formerly 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing 255 pounds, now is 25 inches tall and weighs 12 pounds, including shoes and clothing. Fox News officials plan to reinflate O’Reilly at some point after his contract negotiations.

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