Write your own Mitt Romney agenda!
Here's proof that you and Mitt Romney believe the same things – because you get to write it yourself!
He says it at every campaign stop – “I want what you want!” And now, here’s proof. He’s produced a new book all about his agenda – what he believes in, what his core values are, and how those beliefs and values will affect how he will govern the country if he becomes President. It’s called What Mitt Romney Stands For. The unique thing about the book? It’s blank! That’s because Mitt Romney is giving YOU the opportunity to lay out his Presidential agenda! Write your own version of what you’d like Mitt to think, believe and do – what legislation he’ll abolish, what programs he’ll gut, what laws he’ll overturn – and you’ll have a document you can treasure forever. Mitt Romney will be the first President who believes exactly what you do – because it’s in the book! Up to now, no one has known what Mitt stands for, because he seems to be on every side of every issue at some point. It almost seems like he’ll do and say anything to be President! But you know better – and now’s your chance to put it all on paper. Order What Mitt Romney Stands For today – and determine what he stands for yourself!
What Mitt Romney Stands For, 252 blank pp., $29.95
Get unlimited money – raise cash cows!
With cash cows, you'll always have buckets full of cash – every day!
If you’ve got an acre or two of land, and you’d like to have an additional stream of income that won’t quit – raise a herd of cash cows. Developed by a combination of agricultural scientists, genetic experts, materials experts and Wall Street investment bankers, cash cows don’t give milk, like normal cows. Cash cows give cash – actual bills and coins that you can spend anywhere. And they give more every day, so the more cash cows you have, and the longer you keep them, the more money you’ll receive. Originally intended for use only by large financial institutions and corporations, cash cows have now become available to the general public. While initially more expensive than traditional cows, cash cows literally pay for themselves in a few months. To increase your herd, you must bring them to a bull market – and then the sky’s the limit! Start your cash cow herd today. Find out more in our book Raising Cash Cows The Wall Street Way.
Raising Cash Cows The Wall Street Way, 411 pp., $39.95
Help repaint the Painted Desert!
Arizona's Painted Desert is fading. You can help restore this beautiful natural site!
If you’re looking for a great summer project involving public service, you can’t find one better than this. The National Park Service is asking for volunteers to help repaint the famous Painted Desert in Arizona. Like anything else, the Painted Desert is beginning to fade, and the colors are no longer as vibrant as they used to be. Repainting it will help increase the number of visitors who come to view this incredible site every year. Since the Painted Desert covers 7,500 square miles, repainting it will proceed in sections. The first one will be begun this summer. When you volunteer, you’ll receive food, lodging and expenses, plus a certificate honoring your help in refurbishing a great national treasure. To volunteer to help, contact the National Park Service.
You can speak before the United Nations!
You'll be speaking from the same podium used by the leaders of the world!
Since its first sessions in 1952, the United Nations has allowed only official representatives of member nations to address the General Assembly. However, thanks to a technicality, it’s now possible for anyone – even you – to speak before the General Assembly! Imagine how proud your parents, friends and coworkers will be when you tell them you spoke before the United Nations General Assembly! You can talk about anything you want – human rights, politics, the weather, baseball, Dancing With The Stars, model railroading, whatever you want. You’ll be standing behind the famous podium in General Assembly Hall, just as hundreds of famous and powerful people have done for 60 years. Here’s how it works: Since General Assembly meetings begin at 10 a.m., to speak before the General Assembly, simply show up around 8:30 and give your talk in the General Assembly Hall. You’ll literally be speaking before the General Assembly does! The seats will be empty, but you can always say you spoke before the United Nations! The United Nations building is located in New York on 1st Avenue between 45th and 46th Streets.
Advertise on fish!
Your message on a fish will attract more attention than any other outdoor medium!
Is your business looking for an intriguing new way to attract customers? Try advertising on fish! Thousands of people catch fish every day, and many more simply like to watch fish swimming. That means your message will be seen by more people than any blimp or banner-towing plane. The FishVertising company will put your message on any kind of fish you want – big or small – in any environment. Big fish like marlin or sailfish will cost more, but are likely to wind up permanently mounted in someone’s den. Smaller fish like bass cost less, but are still sought after by fishermen everywhere. And commercial fish like trout or salmon will often wind up in supermarket counters, where your message will be seen by hundreds of shoppers. FishVertising offers an entirely new medium for your advertising message – be there before your competitors jump on board!
Save big money with a home dental kit!
The Dremel Home Dental Kit will save you a fortune in dental bills!
Anything your dentist does seems to cost a fortune – and dental insurance is hugely expensive, too. Now there’s a way to avoid those costs and have great-looking, healthy teeth – do your dental work yourself! It’s not as hard as the dentist makes it look, and you can get the results you want without having to make an appointment! The Dremel Home Dental Kit contains all you need for doing dental work at home. There’s a high-speed drill with polishing attachments, a suction device, dental pliers, filling material, a variety of sharp picks, super glue, silver wire for making braces, and more! The deluxe kit also features a set of syringes and pain-killer liquid. With the Dremel Home Dental Kit, you can give everyone in your family all the dental work they need – and save thousands of dollars! Order yours today!
Dremel Home Dental Kit, $149.95
Unique smartphone helps you work out!
The Curl looks like a normal smartphone – but it weighs an amazing 12 pounds!
You carry your smartphone everywhere you go, and use it often – making calls, updating your Facebook status, checking sports scores and weather predictions, playing games, listening to music and more. Wouldn’t it be great if you could get some exercise while you were doing all that? Now you can, thanks to an innovative smartphone called Curl™. The Curl is an advanced Android-based phone that features lightning-fast web browsing, remarkable picture quality and seamless gaming visuals thanks to the powerful quad-core processor. Its 10MP camera captures every detail (even in low light) with crisp, vivid photos. It even lets you take a photo while shooting HD video. But the Curl also helps you work out all day long – because even though it looks like a normal smartphone, it weighs twelve pounds! Every time you raise the Curl to your ear, you’re working out. Simply switch arms every so often, and by the end of the day, you’ll have lifted hundreds of pounds – a real workout without taking any extra time! Order your Curl today – and start getting in shape!
Curl Smartphone, $199.95
Have someone else’s life flash before your eyes when you die!
Why relive your boring life when you can be seeing this?
They say the moment you die, your life flashes before your eyes. That’s great for people who have had memorable lives, filled with exciting events, but what if you haven’t? Who wants to see that boring stuff again? Now there’s a way to see something more fascinating when you die – the life of someone rich and famous! Imagine seeing beautiful scenes from around the world, talking to fascinating people in exotic locales, having fun at high-profile parties and award events, and doing amazing things like yacht racing, skiing in the Swiss Alps, riding elephants in India, and viewing the sunset from the top of a volcano in Hawaii! It’s all possible, thanks to Celebrity Life! Simply sign up at CelebrityLife.com, and they’ll send you pair of stylish sunglasses with a tiny receiver built into the frame. The moment you die, they’ll beam fascinating scenes straight into your eyes – and you’ll relive the fabulous life of one of the world’s most amazing people! Don’t miss out – sign up on CelebrityLife.com today!
Amazing smart phone app learns your job – and does it better than you!
The MyJob app watches what you do on the job – and can do it better!
If your job involves using a phone, contacting people, producing documents, working with schedules, arranging meetings, and/or purchasing things, now your smart phone can actively assist you. Using all the capabilities of today’s intelligent smart phones, the innovative MyJob™ app learns how you do your job – who you call, what you work on, where you go, what documents you send and receive, what you purchase – and can show you how to do your job more efficiently. Eventually, you can even let it do your job itself, while you take it easy! Imagine lying in a hammock somewhere, sipping a tall drink, while your smart phone makes its own calls, arranges schedules, produces documents, and goes online to order goods and services. The MyJob app lets you check on your phone’s performance, and make alterations when necessary – then get back to your new Ted Bell thriller. MyJob is available for iPhone and Android phones.
MyJob app for iPhone or Android, $9.95
Live inside a steam engine!
You can help astronauts survive on 55 Cancri e, an amazing Super-Earth!
Astronomers using NASA’s Spitzer Space Telescope have discovered light from an amazing Super-Earth called 55 Cancri e, just 41 light-years from Earth. This planet has scientists excited, because it circles its parent star so fast, a year takes only 18 hours. That means on 55 Cancri e, you’d live 486 years for every Earth year! NASA has immediately started to prepare for a trip to 55 Cancri e, and you can help test their special equipment. Since temperatures and pressures on 55 Cancri e are the equivalent of living inside a steam engine, NASA is building a huge steam engine for astronauts to test new high-pressure space suits. They’re asking for test volunteers to live for three months inside their steam engine. You’ll be helping NASA’s space program, providing valuable information to help astronauts prepare to travel to 55 Cancri e. To volunteer for this exciting program, contact NASA at www.nasa.gov/cancri-e.program/volunteer.